"For Zion's sake will I not hold my peace, and for Jerusalem's sake I will not rest, until the righteousness thereof go forth as brightness, and the salvation thereof as a lamp that burneth." (Isaiah 62:1)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Joke - New Bar in Town

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.

The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the buildings demise in its reply to the court.

As the case made it's way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner that believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't."

1 comment:

Mockingbird said...

What an irony. It's the Christians' prayer that moved God's hand into wrecking the bar. Of course the believers knew it was their prayer that had resulted in the lightning striking the bar, they just didn't want to admit it. Afterall, their admission would lead them being liable for damages.